Fartstink

Hey y'all! Been a while. Now that I'm wrapping up commissions, I've a free hand to get back to writing my stories. There's a catch, though!

I'm rebooting the In Charge arc into an entire new series, called Tales from Williams High. It's being written with a fellow co-author, Castigaine.

Catch the series at our account here:

In the mean time, this is still the main account for any questions you have for me, and for a few scraps I feel like publishing.


Thank you for your patience and I hope you enjoy!

~FS,

E. Morton

Happy New Year, Everybody!

Boy, has it really been that long? 2017 felt like a dream, or a nightmare. What a wild ride. 

I'm looking forward to completing all of my dA projects BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH (please hold me to this, because I am an irresponsible little shit).


My New Years Resolutions? 

1. Don't Take Commissions
2. Don't Take Commissions
3. Just Monika
4. Don't Take Commissions

Along with some other things that don't relate here. Thanks to all my watchers who still support me (for some reason), and I hope to be writing regularly soon!

~FS
'18

Howdy, folks.

I understand I've been rather tight-lipped regarding your hard-earned money in the past months. Things have recently started to turn up for me, and I can continue work.

I still have a $40 commission due for , which is 95% done.

is waiting on an edit job for an existing story, of which they paid me the very generous amount of $100. I have finished review of the story and done rudimentary edits, yet the parts that need adding are queued.

Until these two are complete, I am closed to any new commissions.

~FS

Hello Superfans!

Today I bring unfortunate news. The desktop that I own, an HP TouchSmart 300, has recently gone out of service after six years of use. (I have a laptop, but the drive is filthy with bad sectors. I have to use Linux, because Windows is corrupt, and it's a pain in the ass.) This leaves me with limited writing ability until I can scrape together the funds for a new computer.

Which brings me to the second part! I am opening a Patreon, to help pay for this new typewriter. Since an artist I ain't, I guess my patrons can view my writings early, and request short stories (3 to 4 paragraphs). I'll be going public tomorrow. Let me know what you think in the comments.

~FS

In Charge #3 is out for public consumption! With the release of my fourth story in two weeks, I want to ask my watchers a question, specifically about the aforementioned series.

I want to tell a story with my farty OCs, not just generate masturbatory material. However, I don't want to get so wrapped up in detail that I forget to insert gas until the last minute. I desire to be like the greats, like , , and .

So, do you guys think I'm doing a good job?
If not, what can I do better?